HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN SHROUD

in five simple steps

What you need:

a jar with paint, a brush, a piece of
cloth 4m x 1m (otherwise you can join two sheets togheter);

How to do it:

remove your earthly trappings,
completely paint your body (get
help from somebody for the parts you can’t reach),
spread out the cloth and lay on
it,
get somebody to cover you and stay
there (three days is too much, some seconds should suffice),
take out the cloth and check out
at your OWN shroud!

Enjoy it with your friends! Discover
how simple it is to reproduct the most sacred relic of the catholic
church. You don’t have to be a god!… and remember: IF YOU DO IT
YOURSELF, YOU ARE ONE OF THE TRILOGY.

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